25 Years Of The

World Headline News

  A Truly Remarkable Event

Almost Washington State (WHN) This year the World Headline News begins it's 25th year of publication.  Since its inception in January 1993, the WHN has covered both the local beat and the international scene under the careful, albeit often drunken, gaze of its Founder and Editor Dr. Ned Ander-Thal, a universally (provided you ONLY talk to Ned, or his personal assistant Mark) acknowledged expert on everything.  Indeed, "many experts" state that the "stable genius" exhibited by Ned Ander-Thal exceeds even that of the temporary, er, current U.S. President Donald J. Trumpe.

One notorious, er, noted, constitutional scholar, and new WHN stringer, Mr. Steve Bannon, stated that "25 years of the WHN should be viewed in the same context as 'Il Trumpe' and the 25th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution*".  When asked to clarify this statement, Mr. Bannon muttered, "I admit that the WHN clearly exceeds the journalistic integrity of Brietbart, The Drudge Report and InfoWars...but enough is enough... is there a treasonous... and idiotic.... Ned Jr. as well?" [EDITOR: No, just Mark]