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The World Headline News has faced significant challenges over its 22+ years of semi-continuous publication.  Among these issues have been contentious labor union negotiations (my wife insists I take out the garbage), the financial issues facing traditional print publications and global deforestation arising from the huge circulation of the WHN.  To address the deforestation issue the WHN has transitioned to the new, mysterious, and paper-free world of the “internet”.  Look for new  'electron rich' articles to appear semi-regularly...

... but only after I take out the garbage.

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The World Headline News was established on January 30, 1993 in Oakland, California.  Within months of its founding, the paper was forced to flee California and found a temporary safe haven in Albany, NY.  However, subsequent hard hitting WHN Editorials resulted in the flight of the ‘newspaper’ and its founding family to Vancouver, BC (CANADA!) in 2002.


Canadians, being so nice, have found it difficult to insist (ask yes, insist no) that the WHN go back to whence it came.  We plan to continue to abuse this Canadian hospitality and to eat the honey dip Timbits®...

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BELEIVE-IT-OR-NOT: Surprisingly to some, many (if not most) of the WHN stories are based on true facts... even if they are, in some cases, alternative facts.... This is particularily true of our political stories.